||Kiℓℓ.ah.Cuиt ♡

You were my cup of tea,
I drink coffee now.

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—	(via ispysj)

I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

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—	iamboundtowin (via bl-ossomed)

no one wants to bling a hotline that’s being blung.

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—	Wolftyla (via kushandwizdom)

want relatable memes on your dash?

Sometimes you gotta play the fool to fool the fool who thinks they’re fooling you.

government: no UFOs that's just an unannounced nighttime missile test over los angeles

me: okay...that sounds fake but okay

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the mutual UFO network is passive agressive af

somewhere out there is an alien ufo pilot is getting fired for their unprofessionalism

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